"Honey wake up, come on, wake up, you’re going to be late"
"What time is it?"
"It’s 9:00 am… you have to be there for10:00 am"
I slowly got up on one elbow and rubbed my eyes. While I was laying there mom pulled down my pajama shorts and undid my diaper. She threw it into the can and wiped me clean, she got the Perri Wash and washed my private area until I didn’t smell at all and I was super clean. I got up and ran to the bathroom so no one would see me. I went pee on the toilet and came back to mom. I stepped into the goodnight she was holding for me and then jogging pants. I put socks and a bra on while mom was getting my t-shirt and sweater out of the drawer. I put deodorant on and then my shirt. Mom put my hair into a ponytail and then a scrunchie.
"Ok, you’re all ready, go brush your teeth and meet me downstairs for breakfast."
"Silly goose, just go"
I went and brushed my teeth then went downstairs. Mommy popped in two frozen waffles and when they were toasted she buttered them and put syrup for me. I started eating, they were ok, I don’t really like frozen food but I can’t complain, at least I'm not hungry. She poured chocolate milk for me and I drank that all up too.
"Do you want me to stay for your practice hunny?"
"Yeah, but only if other parents are there, if there not then you can leave, I don’t want to look like a fruit"
"Ok then, I will go grab my camping chair"
I grabbed my glove and put my spikes on. On the way there mom stopped at Tim Horton’s and got herself a coffee and me a peach juice so I can drink when I get thirsty. When I got to practice there were a couple of parents so mom stayed. There were only 2 new players on the team and they were sisters. Everyone else I knew. We did the basic stuff. He handed out jerseys and forms, we talked about rules and teamwork and stuff like that. We stretched and we threw the ball around. That’s all we did, we worked on catching and throwing. Once it was done I didn’t even open my peach juice and didn’t break one sweat. I said goodbye to everyone while they were leaving and me and mom went home. In the car I drank my peach juice and peed in my goodnight. Since it was already noon we went to Taco Bell and sat there and had lunch. On the way out I ordered me and mommy curly fries and a chocolate milkshake to share.
"Mommy, I will do anything for you if you get me something"
"Well, I have been being good haven’t I?"
"Yes, very good, why, what do you want?"
"JACKIE! You know your father doesn’t like dogs"
"Ohhh, mommy! Please, please, please!"
"No Jackie, that’s final"
"You’re being mean, I get lonely" I started crying, but only the pout crying.
"If you want one that much you can get another animal, like a hamster"
"Eew I don’t want one of those, yuck, can I get a kitten then?"
"Fine, we have to hurry up though, I'm supposed to be watching Alex today, his mom is going out of town so we have him over night"
"Ok then we will hurry up"
We went to the local pet shop, they had really cute puppies but I couldn’t get one so we went to look at the cats. I got a really cute kitten! It is all white and really fluffy with beautiful blue eyes, like the kitties on Royal TP packages. We bought a cat bed, scratching post, toys, food, kitty litter and a kitty litter box, a brush and shampoo. The guy at the store told us if you give cats baths when they are kittens they wont mind water when they are older, so mommy planned to do that. When we got home I set up the kittens stuff in the living room in an empty corner and mommy got the kitty litter and food ready. I decided to name my kitty popcorn because she was so small and white just like a piece of popcorn. I played with her a while and while in the middle of that Alex and his mom knocked at the door. Alex’s mom is a single mom and works a lot, Alex has an older brother but he sometimes goes on business trips with his mom so my mommy watches him. He is 2 and not potty trained, as almost all 2 year olds aren’t.
"OOH KIWWY" Alex said while walking over to me.
"I grabbed popcorn and put her in her bed and grabbed Alex and flew him around like an airplane. He was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to choke himself so I put him down and let him say goodbye to his mom. She told him to be good and left.
Nothing happed much that day. Dad was out with some of his work buddies to play some pool and mom put Alex to bed around eight. [There is a crib in the guestroom for him] I sat with mom for a bit and went on the computer before I went to bed around ten. I was really tired. Mom changed me and put some cream on me because I had a really bad rash from sitting in my wet goodnight when I got home because I forgot to change. I put a onesie on and fell asleep.
When I woke up in the morning I heard mom baby talking to Alex. I went downstairs to find my eggs and bacon on the counter and she was just putting Alex in his highchair.
"Hey sweetie, I was just coming to get you"
"Well, I'm here"
"Your food is on the counter; eat it before it gets cold"
I got my plate and sat down, I was starving. I ate all of it in less than 10 minutes.
"Whoa, did you even chew it Jackie?"
"No, I don’t think so!"
"Why thank you, thank you very much. I'm going to go have a shower, I can take my own diaper off since your busy with Alex" I said, pointing to her helping him with his eggs.
"Okay, thank you baby, make sure it ends up in the garbage though."
"I will, don’t worry"
I went to my room and took my onesie off. I had to pee so I did it in my diaper, that way I wouldn’t have to dirty another one later. (or waste my time using the toilet) I threw the diaper in the bin and grabbed my towel. After my shower I put my hair into a pony tail, put a goodnight, pants, bra and shirt on. Then I went into the living room where mom was watching Elmo with Alex.
"Mom, if you want I can take Alex to the park so you can have a break"
"That would be great, but it’s only 9:00"
"I know, but now it’s not crowded and its not hot."
"Okay, but can you change and dress him for me?"
"Sure no problem"
I picked him up and brought him to the guest bedroom where his changing pad was set up. I undid his diaper and found a little chocolate surprise he left for me.
"Eeew Alex, you’re a stinky boy!!"
"Hehehe, no ur tinky" He said in his cute baby voice
I finished up with his diaper, put a new one on him, and grabbed the outfit mom had out. (Blue overalls with a choo choo train on it with a white t-shirt.) We went downstairs and I put sandals on his feet, then my sandals and we headed out the door. It wasn’t a long walk so we were there in no time.
"Ok Alex, what do you wanna do?"
"Uh, teeter teeter!!!"
We walked to the see-saw and played on there for a while, then I pushed him in the swings, he played on the jungle gym and then we made a sand castle.
"Lets go home Alex" I said in hopes of getting off easy, the kid loves the park but we were there for over two hours already.
"Nooo I wanna stay puh leeeze!"
"Alex we need to get home and change you out of your pee-pee pants"
"Because you don’t want to get a rash do you?"
"Ok then lets go"
On the way home about 3 minutes from my house Alex says very loudly;
"Do you have pee-pee pants Dackie?" He says in his cute voice, although it isn’t very cute at the moment.
"No, I don’t Alex"
"But ur mummy told my mummy dat you wear da same ting as me, and dat means dat u have pee-pee pants too"
"Well that doesn’t mean that I have pee-pee pants, because I don’t right now"
"Ooh den u have tinky bum, you can tell"
"and how can you tell?" I asked him, quite irritated, as I was still dry and clean.
"Cuz ur bums all puffy"
"No I'm not poopy"
I wondered if my butt was really that puffy that you could tell I had a goodnight on. It was kinda cute the way that he assumes things but I was kinda embarrassed that he would mention my diapers to me out in public. Luckily for me though, no one heard because the street seemed deserted except for an elderly couple on there front porch and little kids playing pretend cut the lawn in another yard. When we got home mom was out back watering the garden so I took Alex and changed him, then I put him in the living room on his little Winnie the Pooh chair and went to the kitchen. I got him a sippie-cup of juice and pieces of bologna sandwich that mom had prepared him earlier. I brought it to him and told him not to make a mess and to be good, he didn’t even acknowledge that I was there and kept looking at the television (Max & Ruby was on). I went into the kitchen, grabbed myself a fruit roll up and went outside to see mommy.
"Hi mommy, Alex is eating lunch and watching TV"
"Okay, thank you for taking him today"
"No problem, he is easy to watch and he is so silly" I said while I wet my goodnight.
"Yeah he is adorable" Mommy agreed. "Are you wet, you look saggy"
"Yuppers I just peed"
"Okay, go change so you don’t get another rash and make sure you put cream on"
I went to my room and changed. I lay on my bed and watched television for a while until I got really hungry.
"Mooommyyy I'm hungry!"
"Daddy is on his way home now, he is bringing you home Taco Bell"
"Oh, why is he coming home so early?"
"Lunch, I called him because I wanted Tacos, and I didn’t want to have to drive, and he said he had forgotten some papers so I told him to bring home food"
"So he is going back to work?"
"Yeah, he’s only staying for a couple of minutes"
I said hi to daddy when he came home, ate my food and when mom put Alex down for a nap I went for a nap too, mommy changed me into a diaper and I took my shorts off. I watched television for half an hour before I could really fall asleep, I was cozy with Popcorn sleeping at my head, her fur rubbing on my face and a nice thick diaper around my bottom, life was good!